Album: Lifting the Lid by DJ O
[Verse 1]
What is that I see - is that a gray hair?
You are not just old, you're getting older!
Back then your party went from 9 to 5 (p.m. to a.m.)
Now that is the time you take a dive.
[Chorus]
Happy Birthday you wrinkly old pal,
you bent back, all wrinkles, low morale,
world hating geezer, but want you to know,
you still are ok, you still have that glow!
[Verse 2]
What is that I see - you need to stretch?
You need a sitter for your dog to play fetch!
And soon you start telling about when you got mail
or what car is too loud or what hip's about to fail.
[Chorus]
Happy Birthday you wrinkly old pal,
you bent back, all wrinkles, low morale,
world hating geezer, but want you to know,
you still are ok, you still steal the show!
[Bridge]
Just look at your face. You are one old pal.
Just look at your face, awaiting grand final!
Just look at your face. Alive but barely so,
Just look at your face - you still have that glow!
[Chorus]
Happy Birthday you wrinkly old pal,
you bent back, all wrinkles, low morale,
world hating geezer, but want you to know,
you still are funny - albeit slow!
Happy Birthday you wrinkly old pal!!!
[Chorus]
Happy Birthday you wrinkly old pal,
you bent back, all wrinkles and low morale,
world hating geezer, but want you to know,
even though you bitter you still are a pro!